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I have seen women. Yes.

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I have seen women. Yes.

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Judi Wagnerfoxthomas

Yeah sometimes when I make eye contact with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen I start playing scenarios in my head where she's a total bitch and we get into arguments non stop and how I'm so much better off not getting involved with her because she's batshit crazy. Then I see an average looking girl and picture how happy we'd be together cause we're both stable enough to have adult conversations without emotions running high. Then I get sad cause I remember I'm a fucking loser. Then I forget about it all and remember death could be around any corner and that brightens my day

Angelica Grammann

"Wow she's so beautiful; But if I talk to her she'll probably call the police for sexual harassment so let's not take any chances it's 2018."

Mohsin Abbas

I recomend you go read some fantasy hentai to learn what orcs like yourself do to elfs like her, stop putting your self down.

Marina Egorova

Never happened, I have at times a girl so beautiful I will think about it for another 2-3 minutes, but I got shit to do... And I am more of a troll like figure than a goblin ^^

Maigen Pierce

I like to blatantly ignore them so they receive less attention. Pointless I know.

Jamie Tallerico

She probably doesn't think about you at all.

Saleem Nawaz

Nah my days are more like, a guy I have liked for many, many years called me semi-pretty and I am puzzled as to whether he insulted me, or complimented me. Not satisfying to hear from someone you like though.

Parminder Brar

I am not lesbian so idk

Sheryl Lynn Mumm

Rest of the month*

Leno Fountain

Haaa, you see, the trick is to get sad for a moment, knowing that your genes and insecurities forever deny you any resemblance of happiness, die inside a bit and then continue with your day :)

Heather West

Being a straight woman, beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. But oh my god I will never forget in my life that sight of this perfect goddess being a stewardess of any asian airline. Alabaster silken skin, black smooth shiny hair, worn as a perfect updo under her stewardess hat. A figure like a model and looong legs. Black endless leashes and a cherry red mouth. The very definition of Snow White as described in the book. Seen in Frankfurt on Oct 9th 2014. Unforgettable.

Petrena Jones

"Wow I didn't know goblins existed in real life " She probably just met a jew for the first time

Jef Gaspar Sabrozo

Time is money, friend.

Meli Tuiavi'i

You can just approach her and stop wondering.

Shaun Morris

*having mind reading abilities* Im not a goblin! I'm a hobgoblin

Maryann Burton

I am in a weird situation: I've been living next to this blonde girl for like a year now... I have only talked with her like 5x... And i mean it... She's so fucking beautiful, fit body, perfect face, ass, everything... And now... Now that i'm finally single again and tried to interact with her, which she also wanted to.... She tells me she's 17... And i'm 24... Looks can literally kill... And i mean ''Looks'' as in how she looks... So yeah... I backed out and just told her that she's NOT someone i want to mess around with... But as a 17 year old girl, she doesn't care and keeps texting me now... A part of me wanna say 'Fuck it!' But the rational part of me is kike 'Dude... Fuck no!'... And just to be clear... I am NOT going to do it!

Willam Tonelli

For me its more like a fat gaint i had littelry i little white girl run away from me saying the giant is going to eat me

Amy Owens Burbol

Literally the one situation that has never happened to a lesbian cuck like the original writer lol.

Alidu Sulemana Frinjei

Would be actually quite nice to have mind reading abilities in those cases. I always wonder for what reason they looked at me.

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